Matt Harvey has reportedly opted to have season ending surgery.
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Who Broke the Pitchers?
Who broke the pitchers? This looks like the work of a nefarious, dastardly villain, the likes of which we haven’t seen…
The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
Today is a great many things. I found out it is Pony Express Day. American Circus Day. Fish Fingers and Custard Day. Armenian Appreciation Day. But most importantly, it is my favorite holiday of all: Opening Day. I’m guessing it may be yours too? There are THREE real actual Major League Baseball games that count…… Continue reading The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
Matt Harvey Is Pissed Off
Matt Harvey is pissed off at the media right now for making fun of his inability to pee in a timely manner, which lead to a blood clot that almost caused him to miss opening day. If you like terrible puns and run-on sentences, urine luck. “I don’t blame him,” Terry Collins told the Daily…… Continue reading Matt Harvey Is Pissed Off
Matt Harvey Needs to Pee More
ESPN reports that Matt Harvey has been cleared to start on Opening Day after passing some blood clots from his bladder. For those unfamiliar with the condition, (a) it hurts and (b) it is related to urinary stasis. That’s fancy nurse talk for Matt Harvey needs to go relieve his pee-pee more. “I guess…… Continue reading Matt Harvey Needs to Pee More
Update-Harvey has ‘medical issue’
He’s been scratched from tomorrow’s preseason start, and that’s not all, according to Mets GM Sandy Alderson … Per the Great Red Satan, he may not pitch Opening Day. He may, but he may not. Alderson said it’s not “orthopedic.” He then joshed, saying that a pulled wisdom tooth would scratch Harvey tomorrow. Well, yes,…… Continue reading Update-Harvey has ‘medical issue’
Must Click Link (Seriously, Do It): Jacob deGrom Will Never Cut His Hair! And Other Mets Aces.
Jacob deGrom, he of the 95 mph fastball, 9.66 K/9, 0.98 WHIP, and deLovely, deLuscious, and deLicious locks that are the envy and desire of every straight woman, I’d bet some gay women too, and you too straight boys, is NEVER GOING TO CUT HIS HAIR. The land rejoices! Why you ask? The following…… Continue reading Must Click Link (Seriously, Do It): Jacob deGrom Will Never Cut His Hair! And Other Mets Aces.
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Mets Resign Bartolo Colon
Bartolo Colon will be returning to New York after signing a one year, 7.25M deal with the Mets. The 42 year old pitcher has shown little signs of aging posting a 4.16 ERA over 194.2 Innings, with a 89 ERA+, 1.238 WHIP, and a 3.84 FIP last season. Unsure is Colon’s role on the Mets…… Continue reading Mets Resign Bartolo Colon
Angels Trade for Andrelton Simmons
The Braves began shopping Simmons just a short while ago, and while there were rumors they had asked for either Jacob deGrom or Matt Harvey, it appears they have settled their sights a little lower. Today the Braves agreed to deal Simmons and catcher Jose Briceno to the Angels in return for Lefty Sean Newcomb,…… Continue reading Angels Trade for Andrelton Simmons
In Case You Missed It – The Royals Won the World Series
The Royals, your 2015 World Series Champions
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