The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

Today is a great many things. I found out it is Pony Express Day. American Circus Day. Fish Fingers and Custard Day. Armenian Appreciation Day. But most importantly, it is my favorite holiday of all: Opening Day. I’m guessing it may be yours too? There are THREE real actual Major League Baseball games that count…… Continue reading The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

Update-Harvey has ‘medical issue’

He’s been scratched from tomorrow’s preseason start, and that’s not all, according to Mets GM Sandy Alderson …  Per the Great Red Satan, he may not pitch Opening Day. He may, but he may not. Alderson said it’s not “orthopedic.” He then joshed, saying that a pulled wisdom tooth would scratch Harvey tomorrow. Well, yes,…… Continue reading Update-Harvey has ‘medical issue’

Must Click Link (Seriously, Do It): Jacob deGrom Will Never Cut His Hair! And Other Mets Aces.

  Jacob deGrom, he of the 95 mph fastball, 9.66 K/9, 0.98 WHIP, and deLovely, deLuscious, and deLicious locks that are the envy and desire of every straight woman, I’d bet some gay women too, and you too straight boys, is NEVER GOING TO CUT HIS HAIR. The land rejoices! Why you ask? The following…… Continue reading Must Click Link (Seriously, Do It): Jacob deGrom Will Never Cut His Hair! And Other Mets Aces.

Mets Resign Bartolo Colon

Bartolo Colon will be returning to New York after signing a one year, 7.25M deal with the Mets. The 42 year old pitcher has shown little signs of aging posting a 4.16 ERA over 194.2 Innings, with a 89 ERA+, 1.238 WHIP, and a 3.84 FIP last season.  Unsure is Colon’s role on the Mets…… Continue reading Mets Resign Bartolo Colon

Angels Trade for Andrelton Simmons

The Braves began shopping Simmons just a short while ago, and while there were rumors they had asked for either Jacob deGrom or Matt Harvey, it appears they have settled their sights a little lower.  Today the Braves agreed to deal Simmons and catcher Jose Briceno to the Angels in return for Lefty Sean Newcomb,…… Continue reading Angels Trade for Andrelton Simmons