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Barry Bonds Still The King
Barry Bonds just beat a bunch of Marlins in a Home Run contest. Normally, that’s not really saying much, I mean it is the Marlins, but this competition included Giancarlo Stanton, who is probably the best damn hitter on the planet. At least that’s still playing professional baseball that is. Sadly, there was no…… Continue reading Barry Bonds Still The King
Coach Barry Bonds?
Well, isn’t THIS “interesting”? (Cue Church Lady voice.) Gator may write something later from the “Feesh/Macondo” point of view, mainly about owner Jeff Loria trying to gin up attendance, if nothing else, but … The Marlins are looking at hiring Barry Bonds as a coach. As far as I’m aware, this is the first serious…… Continue reading Coach Barry Bonds?
The Midnight Snack – Tuesday
It’s a necessary function/Meant for those without compunction/Who get tired of vanilla every day.
Marlins to Hire Mattingly
Wow, that sure seemed fast. It appears that the Marlins will be hiring former Dodger skipper Don Mattingly just a week after his announced departure from L.A. The Marlins and the Don have agreed to a four year deal. An official announcement will not come until after the World Series as MLB prefers to keep…… Continue reading Marlins to Hire Mattingly
Jose Fernandez Does Not Play The Right Way*
Last night in Tampa Bay, there are reports that a pitcher by the name of Jose Fernandez sent a fastball down the middle of the plate. Said pitch was promptly hit by the batter, Evan Longoria, approximately 400 feet for a home run. The pitcher shocked the baseball world by not plunking the next batter,…… Continue reading Jose Fernandez Does Not Play The Right Way*
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