Black Friday, Charcoal Saturday, Dove Grey Sunday – Hot Stove Deals?

S/O to the OG himself for the Turkey Day post. Now that Thanksgiving is over, and we’re heading into that time of the year when the Winter Meetings is almost upon us. This means that the Hot Stove will begin to heat up. Rumors will fly, players will learn of trades via Twitter, coaches will…… Continue reading Black Friday, Charcoal Saturday, Dove Grey Sunday – Hot Stove Deals?

So, What Did I Miss? (4/26/16)

Currently, I feel like the baseball recapping version of Katie Couric, as I have been preparing for my first ever colonoscopy due to “a change in bowel habits.” I changed brands of toilet paper, apparently? The preparation is a very unpleasant experience; I will spare you the gory details other than to tell you it is…… Continue reading So, What Did I Miss? (4/26/16)

The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

Today is a great many things. I found out it is Pony Express Day. American Circus Day. Fish Fingers and Custard Day. Armenian Appreciation Day. But most importantly, it is my favorite holiday of all: Opening Day. I’m guessing it may be yours too? There are THREE real actual Major League Baseball games that count…… Continue reading The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

Chris Archer Flirting With FLOTUS

I wasn’t kidding when I said Chris Archer was making moves on Michelle Obama. Here is the proof. https://twitter.com/raysbaseball/status/712367229094858752 Let’s analyze: smiling, head tilted, arms crossed, leaning forward, eye contact. Definite flirting position. Boys, take notes. He also tweeted earlied this week: https://twitter.com/chrisarcher22/status/711316652521037825 Boy’s got it bad… When Archer mysteriously disappears, you know what really…… Continue reading Chris Archer Flirting With FLOTUS

David Price Approves of Chris Archer

Back on February 22nd, Tampa Bay Rays Chris Archer chastised a couple of noobs on the team who were 30 minutes early to practice explaining to them that 30 minutes early is the new late, and that they should have been present much, much earlier to be considered early because that’s what he does and what…… Continue reading David Price Approves of Chris Archer

Chris Archer Elects Himself Team Leader

Team workouts were scheduled for 9 a.m. for the Rays on Sunday. Rays pitching prospects Blake Snell and Jacob Faria arrived at 8:28 a.m. Apparently, that was a little too late for Chris Archer. According to the Tampa Bay Times, Archer had the following to say: “You guys are the last two pitchers here. You guys…… Continue reading Chris Archer Elects Himself Team Leader