All we want for Christmas is sick burns! Continue reading
Miami Burns
A New Toy — 2019 BBHOF Tracker
If sitting in front of the hot stove all day is making you as drowsy as it is making me, here is a little distraction to while away some time as you wait for the earth-shattering news about who has … Continue reading
Is Your Team on the Naughty or Nice List?
HO HO WHOA! Continue reading
MLB Announces Failure To Put The Ball In Play Fine
After being convicted by the Q Continuum of having become “Barbarically Boring” and threatened with a denial of past, present and future existence MLB makes a bold move.
The Orioles ask the league for permission to put Chris Davis to death. Twins consider making similar request for Miguel Sano.
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Nats Chasing Catching Help Hither and Yan
There are rumblings late on this last day of November that the Nats and Cleveland are at advanced stages of trade talks that will yield Yan Gomes for the Nats, with no word yet on what other pieces might be … Continue reading
Quick Programming Note
Hello everybody! I’m not sure if anyone has noticed, but I haven’t been very active on the site recently. I’ve been enjoying a MUCH needed vacation, as well as gotten swept up in holidays, sickness, and a crazy work schedule. … Continue reading
2019 Forecast for Atlanta — Plenty of rain.
So the Barves just went out and made the first move on a big name free agent for this offseason, signing Josh Donaldson — The Bringer of Rain — to a one-year, $23 million make-good contract. I suspect that our … Continue reading
What Are We Going To Talk About Today
If worst comes to worst we could always talk about baseball. Continue reading
Happy Native American Extermination Day, Everyone
As I do every year, I am dedicating our Thanksgiving to the memory of the twenty million or so Native Americans who were shot, starved, exiled, sickened, betrayed and herded into near-extinction while over a roughly 300 year period we … Continue reading
The Nats Are Getting The Band Back Together
BREAKING – Catcher Kurt Suzuki is returning to the #Nats on a two-year deal, pending a physical. https://t.co/v9McinK7vl pic.twitter.com/cZUZ0n1blu — Nationals on MASN (@masnNationals) November 19, 2018 The catcher’s spot in the Nats’ batting order has been a black hole … Continue reading
Mike Elias is Coming to Town
As someone looking in from the outside, the Orioles rebuild is going to be fascinating to watch. As a fan of both the Cubs and the Braves, I have long term, intimate knowledge of how painful and uncomfortable full team … Continue reading
Too Much Information
What will the 2019 rosters look like if everyone copies the Rays?
How much will baseball change this off season when every front office pours the 2018 results into their spreadsheets?
Do I need to sneak over the Canadian border to get some pot? Continue reading
Christian Yelich Wins NL MVP. Nice Work, Jeter. Now Go Rot in Hell.
The news came as no surprise. Early this morning the phone rang and someone handed it to Christian Yelich, late of the Macondo Feesh. “You’ve won the National League MVP award for batting .326 with 36 home runs and 110 … Continue reading
About That NL Rookie of the Year Award…
RIP Stan Lee, Godfather of Howard the Duck
To the sadness of comic book fans of all ages, the great Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, Ant Man and others, but especially to be remembered as the godfather of Howard the Duck (whose name … Continue reading
