Pitch Clocks Inbound. Whether You Want Them Or Not!

It looks like MLB has really decided to dig their heels in on this one, as they are going to push forward with instituting a shot clock, err I mean pitch clock, whether anyone wants them or not.  (Emphasis Mine) The reports indicate that a variety of pacing measures will go into effect in 2018,…… Continue reading Pitch Clocks Inbound. Whether You Want Them Or Not!

Plan Nine from Montreal – Prolegomenized

You thought I was only kidding about this, didn’t you? Wrong. Plan Nine from Montreal, my exclusive historiography of the Feesh, is not another discursive boogeyman like Ouija Scrabble™ or my odd Hemingway hound Fido. The biggest trick I ever pulled was convincing the public that it didn’t exist. But it is, like Keyser Soze,…… Continue reading Plan Nine from Montreal – Prolegomenized

Jose Fernandez Does Not Play The Right Way*

Last night in Tampa Bay, there are reports that a pitcher by the name of Jose Fernandez sent a fastball down the middle of the plate. Said pitch was promptly hit by the batter, Evan Longoria, approximately 400 feet for a home run. The pitcher shocked the baseball world by not plunking the next batter,…… Continue reading Jose Fernandez Does Not Play The Right Way*