We officially have our first Umpire Freaks Out for No Good Reason Other Than a Brittle Ego moment of 2019! Ladies and Gentleman, baseball is officially back! Umpire Ron Kulpa was not having a terribly great day behind the plate. … Continue reading
Now I’m twenty-one years, I might make twenty-two.
And I don’t mind dyin’ but for the love of you.
But if fate should break my stride, then I’ll give you my Vincent to ride. Continue reading
Two pieces of Braves news today. First the good. In a shocking move, the Braves extended young star Ronald Acuna to the tune of a 8 year, 100 Million dollar deal. Extensions are all the rave these days, so much … Continue reading
Prof: I sure did miss writing the recaps for y’all. I’ve also missed picking out tunes for us to enjoy every morning. Today I’m going to reach into some hipster stuff. Impress your friends and family by knowing some artists … Continue reading
Scouts: I spent most of the off-season working on my personal music collection. I have added somewhere in the nature of 100-150 albums, bringing the grand total up to 391 albums by 215 artists, totaling of 5,962 songs. All in … Continue reading
The ice man goeth Continue reading
Prof: WE ARE BACK!!!! Even with all of the wacky stuff that went down in the off-season, it’s good to get back to life. We have 162 games to marvel at the greatest sport in the world, and it all … Continue reading
Opening day dawned windy and wet here in Macondo, quivering on the cusp of monsoon season. Fans, such as Beep Beep’s ham-handed, blundering efforts at community relations have left identifying themselves as such, occupied Macondo Banana Massacre Field to the … Continue reading
I guess you are stuck with us forever now. Continue reading
When I asked the Gods to reveal even just a small part of their plans all I heard was raucous laughter. I don’t know if that’s good or not. Continue reading
Suzuki returns! Continue reading
In Praise of the Millville Meteor Continue reading
It’s just been a blah couple of months. Continue reading
I think I have a point here but I don’t know what it is, so if you are in an area where it is legal to do so toke up and… Continue reading
Snow blower angels are way better than puppies because puppies poop a lot Continue reading
