Astros – Fan Interference

I Literally Loved You, Jose Altuve

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Posted in Astros, Baseball, Justin Verlander, Press Conferences5 Comments

My former valentine…

Tigers World Series: Game 7

October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Posted in Astros, Baseball, Nats, Tigers, World Series10 Comments

This one goes to 11!

GAME FIVE DISPATCH – 2019 World Series Edition

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Posted in Astros, Baseball, Nats, World Series17 Comments

We back at home, baby!
Sky high, I’m, I’m sky high!

Tigers World Series: Game 3

October 25, 2019October 25, 2019 Posted in Astros, Baseball, Houston, Nats, Postseason, Tigers, World Series2 Comments

Playoff baseball has become the one thing that will overcome all our divisions as Americans. Today, the President (ptoo, ptoo) threatened to attend Game 5, if the Series comes to that. I think we all just became Nats fans. Join me in making offerings to Jobu that Sanchez has a perfect game.* However your people…… Continue reading Tigers World Series: Game 3

Tigers World Series: Game 2

October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 Posted in Astros, Justin Verlander, Nats, Postseason, Tigers, World Series5 Comments

Last night, the Series kicked off with Mad Max, so tonight we go beyond the Thunderdome. White Justin Upton aims to cleanse the current Astros news cycle and replace it with his veterany goodness. Will the Astros even the score? Will they continue to put the ass in Astros thanks to a bro-y front office…… Continue reading Tigers World Series: Game 2

Tigers World Series: Game 1

October 22, 2019 Posted in Astros, Baseball, Nats, Tigers, World Series7 Comments

What if I told you the Tiger’s aces found a way around our shitty bullpen and are playing October baseball? Scoff not! The World Series kicks off tonight, and at the end, a (former) Tiger will emerge as champion. It’s the closest Tigers fans are going to get to WS win before I get my…… Continue reading Tigers World Series: Game 1

GGGGGGame 7 Chat Post

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017 Posted in Astros, dodgers, Playoffs, Postseason58 Comments

Season going out with a blast tonight!

World Series Game 6 Chat Post

October 31, 2017 Posted in Astros, Baseball, dodgers, Playoffs, Postseason28 Comments

Let’s get ready to rumbuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is. GAME SIX. The Astros could finish it tonight, or the Dodgers could force it to one more. Will Verlander be brilliant? Will Hill have the game of his season? Will stex survive and/or will we need to start that GoFundMe for his tolls? Here we go, yo!…… Continue reading World Series Game 6 Chat Post

Game 3 Chat Post

October 27, 2017 Posted in Astros, Baseball, dodgers, Playoffs, Postseason, World Series9 Comments

We join our special broadcast already in progress… Oops! The post is running later than Darvish’s outing. Raise your hands if you thought he’d be chased already. Put your hands down, fibbers. Lots of excitement already in Houston. Dodgers, we have a problem. Chat it up folks. Game Three should be a good ‘un!