After dropping the finale of their series with the Barves 4-3 despite looking pretty in pink, the Feesh announced that two more players, starting stopgap shortstop Miguel Rojas and former shortstop, current left fielder Brian Anderson, are now considered day-to-day … Continue reading
When I was not all that much younger I used to drive my family up the coast to the parking lot of a tavern whose name I can’t recall on US1 in Titusville, right on the Intracoastal Waterway facing Cape … Continue reading
This has not been a stellar season for the Mutts so far, has it? They’re playing like they’ve got a load in their pants. Their once star pitcher has imploded and been sent packing to the Little Red Chew Toy … Continue reading
I guess Chen’s elbow must be healed because he returned to classic form last night, taking the mound for the Feesh against the Little Red Chew Toy. He promptly yielded back to back dingers to Eugenio Suarez (three runs) and … Continue reading
Early yesterday evening, while I would have been ignoring the Feesh if they hadn’t had a travel day en route to the land of horrible horsemeat and Velveeta™ sandwiches, I got my annual phone call from my favorite local seafood … Continue reading
The Holy Father made beeeg news today when a ninety year old atheist who happens to edit an independent newspaper in Rome claimed that the Pontiff had rejected the idea of hell during a recent interview. Predictably, all hell broke … Continue reading
What follows is a completely unsolicited endorsement. You all know how I hate capitalism. I am always loathe to add myself to a fifty-plus-post thread, fearing I’ll wind up lost in the crowd like that cockeyed optimist of a penguin … Continue reading
I haven’t been paying much attention to the Feesh lately, mostly because there’s so little worth paying attention to anymore. Once in a while, though, I check into the Rainbow Warriors’ web site at mlb.com just to see what’s going … Continue reading
Word arrives today that the Feesh Financial Folly reached new depths of absurdity today when the team formally discontinued its famed 6th-inning interregnum Sea Beasts Race, seen here: There’s a sea dragon (or Sargasso seahorse), a multi-armed thing which I … Continue reading
According to the ruins of the Feesh web site, Loria Light has dispatched Bloody Michael Hill on one of the few missions at which he has proven himself adept: mounding up yet another scrap heap of mediocre, over-the-hill or werk-for-fude … Continue reading
According to Rotoworld, Starlin Castro is the latest vestigial member of the Feesh to request a trade to….anywhere else. If you will recall, Castro, the ten million dollar man, came to the Feesh from the Borg as part of the … Continue reading
“Castro? I love that guy, man,” says Feesh manager Jar Jar Baseball, referring to the team’s interim second baseman, the slugging if slow afoot and stonehanded Starlin, that is. “He has more power than most second basemen in our division.” … Continue reading
Not much going on out there in the way of signings the next day or so, so I’m soliciting New years Resolutions. Yeah, you can post the usual weight loss vouchers, but I’m really interested in sports-related resolutions. Are we … Continue reading
Christmastime is here by golly / To deny it would be folly / Deck the halls with bolls of holly / Fill the cup and don’t say ‘when.’ / Kill the turkeys ducks and chickens / Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens / Even though … Continue reading
I’ve been doing an enormous amount of kitchen prep for the descent of my brood for holiday dinner on Sunday so I’ve had a lot of time to contemplate what follows while grating potatoes, halving Brussels sprouts, boiling cranberries and … Continue reading
