Snow blower angels are way better than puppies because puppies poop a lot Continue reading
The Gods have blessed me and all pace of play issues are hereby resolved. Continue reading
Have Bryce, Manny and company decided to join us?
Have the Phillies and Mets decided to join us?
If Bryce and Manny don’t join us will it be because some team(s) have decided to join us?
Time to start toking and chugging!!!
DH in the NL?
Stones > Beatles?
Do Openers make sense?
Thin crust? Thick crust? Stuffed crust?
A free agent update Continue reading
Marianna Rivera makes HOF with 100% vote as the ultimate closer as the role of closer enters its death throes. Continue reading
How we know what we think we know
How we don’t know what we think we don’t know
How we don’t know what we don’t want to know
A Sunday sermon Continue reading
The North Pole Alaska Nicks.
An excuse for me to reminisce. Continue reading
The White Sox are reported to be mightily trying to sign Bryce Harper and/or Manny Machado, a totally terrifying and disgusting prospect. To avoid such a horrendous outcome the Twins must protect the honor of the AL Central with an offer of their own. How much should that offer be? Let’s get to figuring. Continue reading
After being convicted by the Q Continuum of having become “Barbarically Boring” and threatened with a denial of past, present and future existence MLB makes a bold move.
The Orioles ask the league for permission to put Chris Davis to death. Twins consider making similar request for Miguel Sano.
If worst comes to worst we could always talk about baseball. Continue reading
What will the 2019 rosters look like if everyone copies the Rays?
How much will baseball change this off season when every front office pours the 2018 results into their spreadsheets?
Do I need to sneak over the Canadian border to get some pot? Continue reading
Joe Mauer has announced his retirement in a letter to Twins fans. It’s getting cold early this off season. Continue reading
“People ask me what I do in the winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” (Rogers Hornsby). Continue reading