Baseball Shibboleths

Posted on March 17, 2019 by happytwinsfan

I think I have a point here but I don’t know what it is, so if you are in an area where it is legal to do so toke up and… Continue reading →

Snow Blower Angels

Posted on March 10, 2019 by happytwinsfan

Snow blower angels are way better than puppies because puppies poop a lot Continue reading →

3 & 3

Posted on March 3, 2019 by happytwinsfan

The Gods have blessed me and all pace of play issues are hereby resolved. Continue reading →

Delusional Thinking Spring Training Camp 2019

Posted on February 17, 2019 by happytwinsfan

Have Bryce, Manny and company decided to join us?

Have the Phillies and Mets decided to join us?

If Bryce and Manny don’t join us will it be because some team(s) have decided to join us?

Time to start toking and chugging!!!
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I’m Bored. Let’s Argue.

Posted on February 10, 2019 by happytwinsfan

DH in the NL?

Stones > Beatles?

Do Openers make sense?

Thin crust? Thick crust? Stuffed crust?
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I Ain’t Got Nothing

Posted on February 3, 2019 by happytwinsfan

A free agent update Continue reading →

Baseball Epistemology II – HOF

Posted on January 22, 2019 by happytwinsfan

Marianna Rivera makes HOF with 100% vote as the ultimate closer as the role of closer enters its death throes. Continue reading →

Baseball Epistemology

Posted on January 20, 2019 by happytwinsfan

How we know what we think we know

How we don’t know what we think we don’t know

How we don’t know what we don’t want to know
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The Church of Baseball

Posted on January 6, 2019 by happytwinsfan

A Sunday sermon Continue reading →

Baseball At The North Pole

Posted on December 23, 2018 by happytwinsfan

The North Pole Alaska Nicks.

An excuse for me to reminisce. Continue reading →

How Much Should The Twins Offer Bryce Harper?

Posted on December 15, 2018 by happytwinsfan

The White Sox are reported to be mightily trying to sign Bryce Harper and/or Manny Machado, a totally terrifying and disgusting prospect. To avoid such a horrendous outcome the Twins must protect the honor of the AL Central with an offer of their own. How much should that offer be? Let’s get to figuring. Continue reading →

MLB Announces Failure To Put The Ball In Play Fine

Posted on December 1, 2018 by happytwinsfan

After being convicted by the Q Continuum of having become “Barbarically Boring” and threatened with a denial of past, present and future existence MLB makes a bold move.

The Orioles ask the league for permission to put Chris Davis to death. Twins consider making similar request for Miguel Sano.
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