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Baseball At The North Pole
How Much Should The Twins Offer Bryce Harper?
The White Sox are reported to be mightily trying to sign Bryce Harper and/or Manny Machado, a totally terrifying and disgusting prospect. To avoid such a horrendous outcome the Twins must protect the honor of the AL Central with an offer of their own. How much should that offer be? Let’s get to figuring. Continue reading
MLB Announces Failure To Put The Ball In Play Fine
After being convicted by the Q Continuum of having become “Barbarically Boring” and threatened with a denial of past, present and future existence MLB makes a bold move.
The Orioles ask the league for permission to put Chris Davis to death. Twins consider making similar request for Miguel Sano.
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What Are We Going To Talk About Today
If worst comes to worst we could always talk about baseball. Continue reading
Too Much Information
What will the 2019 rosters look like if everyone copies the Rays?
How much will baseball change this off season when every front office pours the 2018 results into their spreadsheets?
Do I need to sneak over the Canadian border to get some pot? Continue reading
So Long Super Joe
Joe Mauer has announced his retirement in a letter to Twins fans. It’s getting cold early this off season. Continue reading
Which Team Which Year Means The Most To You
“People ask me what I do in the winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” (Rogers Hornsby). Continue reading
Why Do We Watch Baseball
Yahoo Answers knows:
“Because it’s entertaining and the greatest sport in the world. By the way, I’m incredibly offended by this question. How can you even ask it? I don’t know why I’m even answering it.” Continue reading
Hot Stove League Season Kickoff Edition
Bits and Pieces Stream of Consciousness World Series Weekend Edition
Bits and Pieces Game Seven Playoff Weekend Edition
I just noticed that if there is a game seven in the world series it will be on Halloween. I want to go trick or treating as a beer can. Continue reading
Bits and Pieces Better Late Than Never Playoff Weekend Edition
Bits and Pieces First Playoff Weekend Weekend Edition
Sorry Prof, Stex, fellow anti communists, I gotta root Brew Crew the rest of the way. Continue reading
Bits and Pieces Last Weekend Weekend Edition
Two games left. Two division races still going. One wild card left to be settled. Three possible scenarios for a tie breaker game on Monday. There’s still a chance that we wind up with three teams that win a 100 or more and three teams that lose a 100 or more.
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