Fridays scores. Lisa melds with the Universal Mind and random snark. Continue reading
Friday’s scores. Me bitching about the weather. Hot starts. Continue reading
Friday scores. A blast from the past. Some stat head revelations. Shohei Ohtani and what we could learn from the Japanese. Live entertainment – admission is free. Continue reading
Friday’s scores. Some of them are just so baseball. Continue reading
Outraged Twins players seal the locker room doors and beat the shit out of Miguel Sano for being a fucking pig. Continue reading
It’s not the fault of the trust fund pukes that about one third of the teams are deliberately fielding losing teams in order to get back to the top of the “success cycle”. Until we fans realize that 82 – 80 while not having to shovel snow for those six months (probably) is a part of life deserving of appreciation, our oligarch masters are giving us exactly what we want and deserve.
I skipped XIII for obvious reasons.
It takes a Canadian little league coach be idealistically hopeful enough to consider the baseball Gods to be just. But if evil were to disappear we’d all be bored. Grandpa’s baseball cards makes his family rich. A poetry contest.
With Hotdogs! Continue reading
Yeah Gator I know what you’re talking about. Just accept that when everybody wants to talk about chili dogs they gonna talk about chili dogs at least until they have one. Oh the joy of delusional thinking. I started with the assumption that the addition of Lance Lynn would make the Twins competitive with the Injuns and looked for evidence to support it and here’s what I found. You gonna have to earn it this year Injuns. North Star rising baby! Continue reading
Over at MLB.com they used some stat cast stuff to rate each teams speed. Guess which team is numero uno? Hee Hee Hee. A tale of two tribes. And one more thing Continue reading
Ty Cobb is a spinning in his grave and the world is a spinning too fast and I want to get off. The Angels plan on using a six man rotation, the Rangers are talking about it and Cole Hamels is pissed. Continue reading
I gave Lisa the day off. She needs some time to get ready to clean up after Trump when she becomes president. Yeah they juiced the ball. A Max Scherzer vs Tim Tebow vid that is just plain mean. And because the Tebow vid is so mean we finish with something nice. Continue reading
Just a piece today. Trust fund puke Pholad boys decree “you can have 150 mil for payroll and can try to win it all but not before happytwinsfan is dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Continue reading
The times they are a changing. The Japanese Babe Ruth who did not sign with the Twins done good yesterday, goddamn it. The Free Agent Team swings into action. Is a Grapefruit league title in the offing? Sorry, no homo erotica today Continue reading
The Pohlads are still trust fund pukes. Alas the bloom is coming off the rose. No weather for old men. Continue reading