Fan Interference

This was going to be the Weekend Edition Surprise Edition in which I was going to look into why the Mariners are so hot and gloat over the Red Sox start. But my heart wasn’t in it and when I saw that the Red Sox won and the Mariners lost on Friday I was really flailing. Pathetically I settled on the idea of the scores in red followed by the blue links to the MLB.com wrap ups for each game. So I decided to wait until I might be feeling something.

Imagine that you possess and developed the athletic ability to successfully compete at a world class level. Shortly after that you were rewarded by a contract with a sports entertainment entity providing economic opulence for you and yours. Shortly thereafter this ability for myriad and mysterious reasons departs you, and you are publicly and comically obviously unable to deliver the value expected by the sports entertainment entity with whom you are in contract with at anywhere near the value that is expected. That entity’s hundreds of thousands of frustrated consumers regard you with mocking disdain. Before it finally ends, your personal purgatory becomes an object of national amusement as you reach and surpass an all time record of futility in America’s oldest and most iconic sport.

Whatever comes next, Chris Davis, you can tell  yourself for the rest of your life, you 33 year old pup, that you didn’t fucking quit until you got that hit.

 

Cubs 5 Angels 1

https://www.mlb.com/news/willson-contreras-multi-hr-game-vs-angels

Pirates 6 Nationals 3

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/pirates-vs-nationals/2019/04/12/565900?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=565900

White Sox 9 Yankees 6

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/white-sox-vs-yankees/2019/04/12/567462?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=567462

Rays 11 Blue Jays 7

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/rays-vs-blue-jays/2019/04/12/566871?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=566871

 Red Sox 6 Orioles 4

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/orioles-vs-red-sox/2019/04/12/565029?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=565029

Phillies 9 Marlins 1

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/phillies-vs-marlins/2019/04/12/567366?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=567366

Mets 6 Braves 2

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/mets-vs-braves/2019/04/12/567164?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=567164

Athletics 8 Rangers 6

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/athletics-vs-rangers/2019/04/12/566769?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=566769

Royals 8 Indians 1

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/indians-vs-royals/2019/04/12/565711?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=565711

Padres 2 Diamondbacks 1

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/padres-vs-d-backs/2019/04/12/564839?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=564839

Astros 10 Mariners 6

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/astros-vs-mariners/2019/04/12/566378?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=566378

Brewers 8 Dodgers 5

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/brewers-vs-dodgers/2019/04/12/565806?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=565806

Giants 3 Rockies 2

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/rockies-vs-giants/2019/04/12/566478?#,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=wrap,game=566478

Twins Tigers Snow out

https://fan-interference.com/2019/03/10/snow-blower-angels/