Popular baseball blog Fan-Interference.com has announced that they have signed two writers to long term contract extensions just ahead of the start of the 2019 Recapping season. Both ProfessorMaddog31 and ScoutsaysWeitersisabust were signed to 97 year and 207 year extensions respectfully. Exact terms of the deal were not disclosed but it is believed that Pie and Cake were involved in some fashion.
When reached for comment, Prof as her readers call her had the following to say:
“It’s always been my dream to write up a bunch of recaps on a website for literally tens of people to read every day. Did you know they added a clause at my request that said that death does not terminate my contract? Now I get to do it, even if Zombies rise up and eat my braaaaaaaaaains.”
Lawyers for F-I were not entirely sure the above referenced clause was legally binding, but they were really excited at the prospect of arguing it in front of the Supreme Court.
Scouts, was unavailable for comment as he was still asleep from the long boring winter, but it is believed he signed just long enough for the Orioles to put together a winning franchise.
An unidentified website executive had the following to say:
Well, we were’re really looking to sign anyone to any extensions, but well everyone else seems to be doing it, and all we had to do was open a corporate account at a few local bakeries. So it was sort of a no-brainer.
With only a few more days left until the 2019 season kicks off, reports are YouTube links are being dusted off, terrible puns are being penned, and the writers are hoping to find new ways to say “It’s a Mets game, who really cares? NEXT!”
There has been no word on any other extensions with other writers, most notably esteemed chef Old Gator, but when reached for comment HappyTwinsFan had the following to say: “Pay the Man.” Historiophallic added “Trade me.”