OH. MY. GOD. The hot stove is suddenly en fuego! 🔥🔥🔥
Today, the Tigers dropped huge news! Yuge!
To avoid arbitration, the Tigers made a deal with Shane Greene. Yes, Shane Greene!
But wait! There’s more!
They also inked Matthew Boyd and Daniel Norris to one-year deals. We got us a freaking rotation now!
But, that’s not all!
THE GARBAGE MUSTACHE WILL RETURN!
Yes, Hardy Boy himself, Blaine Hardy.
The Tigers are all in!
THE TIGERS ARE ALL IN!
Fan Interference 
Derek Holland’s moustache laughs at Blaine Hardy’s.
In addition to all these stars, they later signed Dr. Strangelove Castellanos for less than $10M to butcher RF again. Hopefully that will make him easier to trade at some point.
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ALL IN!!!
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Wow. Just wow. I’m…..zzzzzzzzzzz.
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Cardi B is doing a remix to Bodak Yellow as we speak. “I don’t dance now, I make money moves. You can’t sign in free agency if you wanted tooooo”
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“Given that Fox Sports Detroit is currently looking for new announcers to replace Mario Impemba and Rod Allen in the Tigers broadcast booth, it only makes sense to give DJ Yella and MC Ren a call now.” https://www.blessyouboys.com/2019/1/11/18178905/fox-regional-sports-networks-deal-disney-antitrust-ice-cube-im-just-putting-words-here-now
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Ren works. But he’s nothing without Stimpy. That’s like Sonny Terry without Brownie McGhee.
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MC Ren and Stimpy. Sounds like a mash up you’d see on Millennial Wheel of Fortune.
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The thought of MC Ren with Stimpy actually makes me laugh out loud. What a world we live in.
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