Tigers Make Big Moves!

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OH. MY. GOD. The hot stove is suddenly en fuego! 🔥🔥🔥

Today, the Tigers dropped huge news! Yuge!

To avoid arbitration, the Tigers made a deal with Shane Greene. Yes, Shane Greene!

But wait! There’s more!

They also inked Matthew Boyd and Daniel Norris to one-year deals. We got us a freaking rotation now!

But, that’s not all!

THE GARBAGE MUSTACHE WILL RETURN!

Yes, Hardy Boy himself, Blaine Hardy.

The Tigers are all in!

THE TIGERS ARE ALL IN!

8 thoughts on “Tigers Make Big Moves!

  1. Derek Holland’s moustache laughs at Blaine Hardy’s.

    In addition to all these stars, they later signed Dr. Strangelove Castellanos for less than $10M to butcher RF again. Hopefully that will make him easier to trade at some point.

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  2. Cardi B is doing a remix to Bodak Yellow as we speak. “I don’t dance now, I make money moves. You can’t sign in free agency if you wanted tooooo”

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