Hey fam. Today’s musical selections are favorites of mine from musicals. Feel free to add your own.
Orioles 1, Phillies 4 – Hey, remember when Jake Arrieta signed with Philadelphia and everyone said, “Oh, they have their ace now?” (Except for me, I thought it was a dumb move.) Well, they didn’t need Jake. They already had Aaron Nola. Nola is now 11-2 after the win yesterday, where he went seven strong innings with nine strikeouts. I’m kinda glad Scout is off today because he probably would have blown a gasket from the Chris Davis error, which allowed two runs.
Padres 2, A’s 4 – Stephen Piscotty had a two run double that saved the day for Oakland. This was after Piscotty hit a double that drove in Matt Olson. Basically what I’m saying is Stephen Piscotty won the game for the A’s.
Twins 2, Brewers 3 – Bombs away in hot, sticky Miller Park! Wisconsin is experiencing it’s three weeks of summer and it’s really hitting Milwaukee hard. They even closed the roof, but it didn’t help the temp inside the stadium. But the air wasn’t the only thing hot – the Brewers’ bats are on fire! Three of the Crew’s bats hit solo dingers, just enough to get the win over Happy’s Boys. I’d like to send a special shoutout to young Nate Orf, a 28 year old minor league journeyman who has just now gotten the call up to the Bigs and is making the most of it. Chances are he’ll get sent back to the Sky Sox soon, but it’s always a nice story when a small town kid (from Wentzville, MO) can make his dream come true.
Angels 7, Mariners 4 – Kole Calhoun went 3-5 and had three RBI, and Shohei Ohtani came back after his 0-4 return from the DL to end up 2-4 in yesterday’s meeting against a super strong Seattle team.
Red Sox 3, Nationals 0 – I’m gonna pour one out for our homie, SomeGuy, because his Nats are now below .500. Now, of course, the Nats being on the skids is good for my rooting interests, so I’m not too upset. But I’m pretty sure that when this season started the Nats were once again penciled in to win the NL East and possibly the whole shooting match, so to see them a game under .500 is actually shocking. Oh, and this happened:
Braves 2, Yankees 6 – This was the rubber match. Yankees take the series, but the Braves really have nothing to be ashamed of. In every game, they kept up and battled back. Julio Teheran had ten strikeouts but it doesn’t really matter how many you strike out when you cough up five runs, including a three run homer to the Iron Giant.
Rays 0, Marlins 3 – It was all JT Riddle for the Feesh. Meanwhile, Carlos Gomez went full Zambrano.
Tigers 2, Cubs 5 – Willson Contreras had three RBI, including the tie-breaking homer in the sixth inning, and Javier Baez stole home in this interleague matchup.
White Sox 4, Reds 7 – The Reds are just roaring into July. Joey Votto and Eugenio Suarez both went 2-4 and Jesse Winker went 2-3. It’s really wild to see how this team has turned it around since they got a manager who knows what end is up.
Astros 5, Rangers 4 F/10 – This was a very symmetrical game. One half was all Rangers, the other half all Astros. El Oso Blanco drove home Jose Altuve in the tenth.
Mets 6, Blue Jays 3 – Who broke Marcus Stroman? Seriously, I want to know. Now, you can’t judge a pitcher by his win-loss, because that stat is actually garbage, but I use it as shorthand. Stroman is currently 1-6. The stat that does matter, to me anyway, is ERA. His current ERA is 6.50. Yikes. Oh, and Brandon Nimmo went 1-3 but was walked twice. Imagine a player on the Mets that people are afraid to pitch to. Don’t worry, he probably will be traded soon.
Spiders 3, Royals 2 – Noted drone enthusiast Trevor Bauer struck out eight and gets a shiny W.
Pirates 4, Dodgers 6 – Yasmani is out here playing GRANDal. Hahaha, oh my god, I’m tired. Anyway, Grandal had an RBI single in the first and an RBI double in the third.
Giants 0, Rockies 1 – The only score in this game was off a Chris Iannetta homer in the seventh inning.
Cardinals 8, D’backs 4 – This game didn’t get over until well after 1 am on the east coast. Forgive my french but that is some b.s. right there. I understand that west coast time is different and everything but were they catering to people who live in Hawaii? Come on, dude. That is legit some bullcrap. From what I can tell, Patrick Corbin had this thing on lock for the Gritty Snakes and then they sat him down, and the bullpen completely blew it apart. Five runs in the seventh inning for The Lou. Yuck. Everything about this game is dumb, I’m angry.