Brewers 2 Cubs 3 | Tigers 0 Orioles 6 | Diamondbacks 5 Nationals 4
Lawdy Lawdy the Tigers are ahead of the Twins. I suppose they’re getting decent pitching more than once a week.
Lets start with an unassisted one
Braves 3 Phillies 7 | Rangers 6 Blue Jays 4 | Rays 4 Red Sox 3
The Red Sox have been enticed into returning to earth by the promise of pizza.
Here’s some by the grownups
Mariners 5 Indians 6 | Rockies 1 Marlins 0 | Reds 15 Twins 9
Sorry, I don’t want to call them the Spiders. I’m not going to even talk about the Twins game.
A boneheaded one by the grownups
Athletics 8 Astros 1 |White Sox 7 Royals 4 | Cardinals 5 Pirates 6
If the Twins finish behind the White Sox, the next family get together that I host which includes my annoying in laws from the Chicago area will feature lutefisk.
An evil one
Yankees 4 Angels 3 | Mets 5 Padres 1 | Dodgers 4 Giants 6
The Angels are felled by the evil ones. Goddamn those Goddamn Gods!
The Twins are vacationing in 2016 and I must steel myself