Holy Bejesus Guys, Gals, and our friends from Galaxies Far, Far Away! Can you believe that the 2018 season is less than two whole weeks away!
The Off-season that just refused to start, the coldest stove of all stoves is nearly complete. I mean honestly, other than like two sort of ok pitchers and the biggest gift basket of them all, did anything really happen this off-season? I know I’ve been busting my ass at work so hard I haven’t even been able to follow. So please, fill me in.
I can tell you I’m excited to get back into the season, even if my team team makes me feel like this:
But hey, at least we have like 3.5 members of a starting rotation! Also, one of the guys we kicked to the curb is apparently leading all pitchers in Spring Training ERA. Fun!
I still haven’t recovered from the loss of one of the greatest minds on the planet.
Continuing on my depression tour of early 2018, I instantly regret coming across and seeing the video of former Astros prospect Danry Vasquez (I refuse to link it) abusing his girlfriend two years ago. This guy is absolutely psychotic and deserves to be in prison for the rest of his life.
What a shitty off-season it’s been. Thank the baseball God’s it’s almost over and we can finally get back to watching grown men swing a piece of wood at a piece of cow.
So how’s everyone else’s off-season been? I want to take a special thank you to Happy Twins Fan for joining our ranks and helping keep this place alive during the off-season. Please don’t stop posting! Love the work. Also thanks as always to Gator, and Professor and Historio and SomeGuy for all the hard work. I am very excited to start a new season with all of you, and everyone else who occasionally writes and comments and reads our little corner of the interwebs. We are very close to returning with all new daily recaps, music, random posts, and breaking stories. Thankfully we will actually have some stories to write once again. I’ve missed you all, and have hated that my work has kept me away for so long.