I’ve been looking at the number of views and visitors this site has been getting and we’ve been trending down. Lordy Lordy we need some SEO work. Tag lines: sex in baseball, baseball in sex, baseballs having sex, inorganic life forms, sex sex sex, Anibal Sanchez. Bartola Colan, close your eyes.
Here we go!
We are egalitarians here and shall therefore begin with something for non-specific gender, non-organic, life forms.
Since we don’t have the means here to verify the identity and age of our viewers:
If you haven’t already, have the decency to get the children out of the room. The commentator mentions that he doesn’t think he will ever have the chance to have children. My gaydar tells me that if he had he been unfortunate enough to have been born say about 40 years earlier that might not be so.
Here it is, what you’ve been waiting for and why you’re still reading.
Be grateful. The alternative theme involved the Twins signing of Anibal Sanchez.