Hot Stove League Minnesota Furnace Porn

As we stagger forward through the final stage of the cold dark off season, with even just the slightly warming rays of spring training still over the horizon, we still must raise our gaze towards the slowly rising sun and there is no better way to do that than pornography.

My son hasn’t been able to make it over yet (kids have the flu) to help me use my smarter than me phone to take pictures of my furnace and get them up loaded to here. But it occurred to me why settle for pornographic pics when movies are available.

Here’s a couple of guys involved in foreplay. Sorry if that’s not your thing.

 

Here’s a guy with an apparent anatomical obsession. You should probably lock the bedroom door for this one.

 

Back to baseball and something for the straights.

 

What floats your boat?

Florida Fly Fishing Porn?

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4 thoughts on “Hot Stove League Minnesota Furnace Porn

    • Take heart Sparty. I don’t have a detailed knowledge of the Tiger’s farm system or roster, but I presume to be correct the consensus that the Tigers are probably in for a few dark years. But baseball is so weird.

      A 75 win total by the Twins this year would not surprise me any more than a 90 win total would. So I hope for and imagine the best. If you need any tips in the art of motivated delusional thinking, you need to go no further than a Twins fan.

      Hang onto the fact that you, we, don’t really know. Let’s have a nice summer.

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  1. On the chick vid, I liked how the ball arrived at the camera before she even swung the bat, but then the ball appeared to go 500 meters to the opposite field nevertheless. Ya just can’t beat fantasy when you’re faced with Donald Trump on a regular basis.

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