The Feesh concluded a three game sweep of the Fryers today at Macondo Banana Massacre Field, 6-2, to sink their rostral boners deeper into the wild card race. The featured event was the Iron Giant’s 435-foot bomb, number 50, into the telegraph vines in living dead center in the 8th inning, completing a perfect 3-for-3 day with a walk.
You wanna see something? In the three game series the big guy went 8-for-10 with three home runs, a couple of doubles, I think three walks and eight RBIs.
And course the stadium exploded with chants of “MVP! MVP! MVP!” as the Iron Giant returned to the dugout to face the hilarity of his not quite believing teammates.