It’s just me today. As a result, it’s a little brief. But you know the drill.
Reds 4, Brewers 9 – OK, seriously. Does Milwaukee face anyone else, ever?
Royals 2, White Sox 5 – Jose Quintana got 10 strikeouts.
Astros 6, Indians 7 – Despite two errors, things go right in the Magical Land of Cleve.
Yankees 3, Red Sox 1 – Aaron Judge strikes again.
Rays 4, Orioles 5 F/11 – A walk-off walk wins the game for Baltimore.
Marlins 4, Phillies 7 – Mikail Franco hits a grand slam.
Cubs 5, Pirates 6 – The first African-born MLB player was called up last night, and he got on base! Hooray for Gift Ngoepe, of the Pirates.
Mariners 8, Tigers 0 – Woof. Historio, wanna take this one?
Braves 8, Mets 2 – Julio can’t lose at Citi Field. I mean, maybe one day in the future. But that day isn’t now. Also, Nick Markakis must’ve had his Red Bull mixed with V8 or something, because he had a spring in his step and a pop in his bat.
Twins 3, Rangers 14 – Holy cats. The Rangers converted every hit they had into a run. That’s good baseball.
Nationals 11, Rockies 4 – Treat Urner (lol) almost hit for the cycle again. This kid is for real.
Padres 8, Diamondbacks 5 – The men of the cloth got the better of the Gritty Snakes. But just barely. It took a three run homer in the 9th inning to get it done.
A’s 5, Angels 8 – Trout and Pujols, per usual.
Dodgers 3, Giants 4 F/10 – Hunter Pence’s sacrifice wins the game for San Francisco.
Blue Jays, Cardinals – PPD — Sorry, no song today 😦