Your friendly neighborhood Prof has another date today (Sunday afternoon) so I am going to cut this short so I can get some beauty sleep.
Tigers 5, Twins 4 – The only thing I know about this game was that Historio sent me a message informing me that the benches cleared after Miguel Sano got plunked. I’m sure between Historio and Happy, we can get the full scoop.
Blue Jays 4, Angels 5
Giants 3, Rockies 12
Cubs 12, Reds 8
Braves 3, Phillies 4 F/10 – Horse crap. No run support. Never any run support. This tweet explains my mindset perfectly.
Royals 1, Rangers 2
Cardinals 4, Brewers 1
Marlins 6, Padres 3 F/11
Dodgers 5, Diamondbacks 11
Indians 7, White Sox 0 – Cookie Carrasco crushed Chicago. Alliteration!