Remember the other day, when I talked about a few of my favorite things? Mostly various things related to pitchers, and mascots? Well, I’m at it again. This time, this really is my favorite thing. Legitimately the thing that I am tickled to see when it crosses my Twitter timeline. And that, my friends, is the blood feud between Noah Syndergaard and Mr. Met.

For a while, Thor and Mr. Met have been bantering on ye olde Twitter. The pitcher and the mascot have a series of sick burns on one another. Syndergaard can give him some lip, and a finger a flip.

Now, now, Thor. Bad boy.

Mr. Met gives as good as he gets, though. Witness this.

You know what they say… “stitches on my face, bitches at my place.” (OK, maybe that’s not what they say. I’m sorry. Moving on.)

Anyway, there is one thing that can bring these two warring factions together, and that…. is undying hatred of the Phillie Phanatic.