Today, I’m going to bring to your attention something that actually makes me feel bad for a Cardinal. So you know it’s terrible. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the incredible bad luck of Stephen Piscotty:
Not only did this all happen in the same day, it happened in the SAME INNING. All of this nonsense happened to Piscotty in one trip around the bases! That poor man!
This year, I vow to highlight mascots other than my favorites (Orbit, The Oriole Bird, Mr. Met, the Phanatic of course). I’m hoping other teams will step up their social media games so that I can experience the awesomeness of their mascots. My first shoutout goes to Paws, the Detroit Tiger. His account has been super cute lately. I think we all felt this way about our respective teams:
Fan Interference 
Tigers hate rain delays.
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Gets their fur wet.
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Piscotty, that’s not luck o’ the Irish there.Or is it?
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I thought you were joking – a guy’s name that reads like a four year old kid’s label for pasta? I think that counts as another hit.
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My wife was asking if he worked at Starbucks in the offseason while he was in the minors.
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I actually like Piscotty. He looks like a guy who would work at a Gap off season, though. lol
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Oh yeah, we like watching him, plucky (I slay myself sometimes) guy.
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Funnily, Piscotty and (Waino lobbing) meatballs were on the menu. 😛
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