Now is the time for Nicies around the world to ask Santa Claus to bring us rewards for being good little fans all year.
So, if your team had endless financial resources and weren’t cheap-ass d-bags, who do you want under your tree/menorah/Festivus pole?
You can’t fire anyone — unless you want to go straight to the Naughty List.
You can only pick folks available as FA’s or you have to build a trade.
You are not getting Mike Trout for Papelbon and a bag of balls.
Everyone can’t get Theo and he doesn’t want to work for Loria & Co., so icksnay on the idiculousray.
Dream big. It’s Christmas. And a Trumpian one at that. Calvinball rules apply.