How do you stay awake for a World Series that’s half Cleveland?

That’s two years in a row the Blue Jays didn’t show up for the LCS. Hell, even Hair Hitler showed up for all three debates. And Andrew Miller, whose career Scrooge McLoria and his feckless factotems nearly ruined by bringing him up waaaayyyyy before he was ready, has gotten far enough away from Macondo to blossom into a top o’ the line reliever, is series MVP. To paraphrase Thomas More speaking to Richard Rich in A Man for All Seasons,  “but for Cleveland?”

The Cubs are clubbing the Bums as I write this but have a long way to go. I might could probably stay awake for the Cubs’ half-innings and nap during the Indians’ frames and pray the flying ants buzz up the nostrils of the home team this time.

 

 

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2 thoughts on “How do you stay awake for a World Series that’s half Cleveland?

  1. Bad Hair has a great point, however, as an addiction prone person, I am not a fan of caffeine. Staying awake for the worst moments of your life seems kinda detrimental. .?

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