Chicks Dig The Long Ball, Etc.:
HOME RUN TOTALS THAT I FEEL NEED TO BE TALKED ABOUT:
Kris Bryant, that overrated punk, has 32.
Mark Trumbo, a man who hit both the Western Metal building and the scoreboard out in San Diego during the Home Run Derby and no one seemed to be fazed, has 38.
Chris Carter, who plays for the Milwaukee Brewers and thus no one knows who the hell he is, has 30.
Freddie Freeman has 25 homers for the year with a team that was so bad that for a while, Scooter Gennett had more homers than the entire team did.
Adrian Gonzalez hit three (3!!!) home runs today, bringing his season total to 15, which doesn’t seem like much but three in one game, y’all. That’s pretty cool.
Sundergard? Sinnamon Roll? Syndargerd?: Poor Thor. No one knows how to spell his name.