This beautiful picture was pulled directly from Tebow’s own website which is dedicated to just how awesome he really is.

Tim Tebow not content with failing at just one professional sport is attempting to become the reverse Bo Jackson by failing at not only Football, but Baseball aswell.  This is excellent news as now I get to laugh at everyone who swore to me that Tim Tebow was an excellent quarterback and it was everyone else in the league who just couldn’t see it, once more.  So far Tim’s only supporter is a man paid to speak well of him.  His agent.

“Obviously we support Tim in his pursuit of a baseball career, as we have in all his ventures,” said Sexton, Tebow’s football agent, who is now working with CAA baseball agent Brodie Van Wagenen.

“Tim’s athletic ability, his work ethic, his leadership and his competitiveness were evident in football and will show in baseball. Knowing Tim’s passion and desire, we won’t be surprised by anything he accomplishes.”

Of course Tebow hasn’t played baseball since he was in college way back in 2005, but who cares!  He’s Tim Fucking Tebow!  He can do anything!  The man was sent from God afterall!  Can I end another sentence with an exclamation mark? (Turns out no.)

Tebow, now 29, invited every MLB team to an open workout sometime later this month.

Former MLB catcher Chad Moeller said in a statement, through Tebow’s agent, “I am beyond impressed with Tim’s athleticism and swing, and it goes without saying that he has shown a high level of discipline and strong work ethic. I see bat speed and power and real baseball talent. I truly believe Tim has the skill set and potential to achieve his goal of playing in the Major Leagues, and based on what I have seen over the past two months, it could happen relatively quickly.”

Again, another glowing recommendation directly from Tebow’s agent.

For an outside and more realistic perspective we have a wonderful random scout’s quote:

A major league scouting director told ESPN’s Jayson Stark on Tuesday: “Eleven years (of not playing baseball), nobody can overcome that.”

Buckle up ladies and gents.  The Tebow train has returns to entertain!


2 thoughts on “#lolTebow

  1. No wonder his name sounded familiar. The hospital (Tebow CURE hospital) with his name on it is just a walk away from our house, right beside SM Lanang Premier here in Davao.

    Just checked his wiki page a while back, and he was born here in the Philippines (Makati City) but grew up there in the United States, man… This is pretty cool. Hope he’ll do okay trying out a different sport.


  2. Personally, I have no dog in the Tebow fight. But like it or not, playing the Christian card in today’s society buys you a lot of irrational lovers and haters at the same time.

    But it would appear to me that the guy is just a super-talented athlete who wasn’t quite good enough to be what he was sure he would be (NFL starting QB). And his life since then has been a very public grappling with the realities of who he is and what he can actually do. He seems along the way to have rejected a couple of reasonable alternatives, but that was his choice.

    I actually hope that he gets his head together a bit and decides what he really wants to do with his life. 30 is not too old to change course. But the baseball thing is going nowhere.


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