The Midnight Snack – Green Fuzzy Edition

I talk a lot about Orbit, TC Bear, Mr. Met, the Oriole Bird, and D. Baxter Bobcat around here, but to be honest I think the Phillie Phanatic is the best mascot in all of professional sports. Mostly because I believe that the Phanatic is my patronus. Don’t believe me?

Look what the Phanatic did. He loves little kids and has fun with them. He’s a peculiar dancer. I am all of those things.

How cute is this?

I, too, would steal a bunch of soft pretzels for my own personal consumption.

Also, there’s this. The Phanatic is friendly to almost everyone, but he wouldn’t give a high five to a Giants fan. This is me, too.

Someone else feels the same way I do about this furry green creature.

One of these days, I will get myself a stuffed Phanatic to add to my collection. In the meantime, I will continue to love this weird thing from the City of Brotherly Love.

3 thoughts on “The Midnight Snack – Green Fuzzy Edition

  1. Not reported? The phanatic reportedly told the little girl that it’s a good thing her days are numbered because ” Even though Santa isn’t real, he hates cancer victims the most and decided to skip bringing presents this year because they are so Gawd awful needy! ” Yeah, I know that I’m gonna go to your worst nightmare of hell, but for me that’s an incentive. You think it up minus the burning forever, and I think that I had a life worth living!

    Absurdist gonna absurd!


      • I realize I’m gonna be playing whist with Hitler and Stalin in the near future, however , Ralph fucking Nader will be my bottom bitch forever! Seventh circle indeed.

        I am only making fun of something scary that I can’t do anything about. That prick ran for president”knowing” that he may well fuck shit up. That led to the most fucked up period in American history. If Gore would have been”legally” elected, would we have ISIL? Would we have the economic meltdown? Would republican party people actually be so anti-science? Would they continue to be the fact-free party?

        One can surmise, however one should take in mind that I went a long way ( two replies to myself ) to show that life is absurd and absurdity is a human condition( especially in politics) and one needs to joke so one doesn’t cry.

        I’m kinda sorry if I offended anyone ( but not really) but if you’re offended by that, how can you stomach Trump? If you don’t condemn it, you condone it!


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