Hey fam. Did y’all have a great weekend? Mine was… eh. Got so much going on, and it’s only going to get crazier. But I’m okay with it. You know what else is crazy? Some of the stories I have on tap for you tonight. So let’s get started!
Regrets, He Has a Few: Hey, old major leaguers! Do you think you might want to follow the example of David Ortiz and announce your retirement at the beginning of the year? He’s telling you not to.
“If I had even imagined that it would be so difficult, I wouldn’t have announced anything,” Papi said to ESPN. Apparently, Ortiz did not pay attention to the spectacles afforded to Chipper Jones, Derek Jeter, and Mariano Rivera.
If he gets to San Diego, he’ll get a surfboard just like Chipper did. Papi on a surfboard is up there with Bartolo running the bases. Just think about it and laugh. We all need a good laugh these days, and this will do it.
All Or Nothing At All: Dude. This is a weird stat.
Mascot Love: With yesterday being Father’s Day, a lot of mascots brought out their pops. Here are some of my favorites.
Have a great night!