Hi, fam. Last Thursday, I had to work late. Like super late. I was so tired that I just pretty much crashed when I got home. Then on Friday, I fell asleep while watching tv. Grandma lives a wild life, y’all. I’m sorry to have left ya hanging, but I’m back this week. So let’s get snacking.
First things first, let’s set the mood.
Feel like you’re trippin’ yet? Good. Because I got some stuff that will mess you up.
The Giants are doing some weird stuff on Twitter these days. Like this.
More scary stuff when it comes to pitchers – Clayton Kershaw walked a dude. I repeat. Kershaw walked someone. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Kersh has also shutout three teams in his last five starts. My goodness, that’s crazy. It also matches his career high for a season. And we’re in May, guys. May. Remember when people were concerned about him? Ha. OK.
There’s stuff going on in the American League, too. For example, Jackie Bradley Jr is still kicking ass and chewing bubblegum, and dude is all out of bubblegum. A hit in 27 consecutive games? That’s pretty awesome.