Why are there so many teams anyway? We should really think about getting rid of a few. Can we have a tribute? Atlanta? You seem to be having a rough go of things lately. I kid… I do not want to contract any teams but I also cannot recap tonight. The girl had her ice skating, my boys had their game, and I am exhausted and I don’t feel well. If you want to know your scores. Click here. Tell me what happened. And DON’T FORGET TO GIVE ME A SONG. I love music. Dammit. Just forget your recap and post a link to a song. 🙂 That will make me feel better.
Alright… my boys were not nice to the Blue Jays. Normally, Stroman has our number. He has defeated us twice this season. But maybe seeing his mentor knocked down and shook him up. I can’t lie. I do have some level of admiration for the young man, and I think currently he is being misguided, and I get it. If I were him, I would likely look up to the same people. At the same time, he needs to start thinking a little critically and with a little less group think. It can be done. Look at Brandon McCarthy and Dan Haren. Stroman is a college graduate now so I expect a little more from him now although maybe I am asking a little bit too much of a Duke grad.
So, the game. I kind of lost track after the 8th run. We smacked the living crap out of the Blue Jays again. I cannot tell a lie. It felt so good. So Bitch Face did get a one game suspension (oh, the horror) and he like a man, is scontesting so he played. He hit a HR, a very deep one. He even got a standing O from his home town crowd prior to that at bat. Did I say I didn’t like Jays’s fans? Ah.. nbjays is kinda the exception. I don’t really like Toronto fans. I would not support this douche on my team. Anyway, I have to say, his jack was pretty good.
but my team’s sauce was better. We won… uh, 12-2? Wow. Wooooooo. Cough, wheeze, hack … cough. sorry.
Okay, I really don’t feel well. I hope you do understand.
Please tell me what I missed.