I missed everything. I watched no baseball tonight. I got the no baseball blues.
Red Sox 11-Astros 1. This is supposed to make me feel better? The Red Sox score 11+ runs for a fourth straight game. Who the hell do they think they are? The Cubs? Actually, the Red Sox are tied with Cubs for highest scoring offense at 196 runs. It’s their pitching that has been an issue. Boston’s team ERA is 19th in MLB, 4.20.
David Price finally got a quality start. Yes, I smell trouble.
Orioles 7-Tigers 5. The Tigers jumped to an early 5-0 lead, and according to my Twitter feed, the Orioles finally figured out how to score some runs without hitting a home run. The Tigers have lost 9 out of 10 games.
Yankees 7-Royals 3. The news is all bad tonight. The Yankees got the series win. Eovaldi pitched well. The Yankees figured out how to score a few runs with three homers.
Phillies 7-Braves 4(10). We know why the Braves sing the blues, shoot. Tonight, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. They were winning, but still figure out how to lose the game. The Phillies are a shocking 5 games over .500.
Padres 3-Brewers 0. Former Tampa Bay Rays James Shields and Melvin Upton Jr have very good nights. (When they have bad nights, they are former Royals and former Braves 😉 )
Giants 4-Arizona 2. Cueto outdeals Greinke.
Cardinals 12-Angels 10. Cardinals sweep the Angels. The game had 33 hits, oy vey.
Dodgers 5-Mets 0. Kershaw, the second best pitcher in baseball, issues his first walk since April 21st and strikes out 13. Bartolo Colon gave up all 5 runs.
That’s all the baseball. This is why I am a…
So what did I miss?