I know this sounds ridiculous, but I can’t wait to move to the east coast. It’s crime-y and violent everywhere, but in my corner of Cheeselandia has gotten super random shootery lately and I don’t understand why. There have been several murders around the area I work recently as well as a drive by shooting on the Interstate. Unsettling, for sure.
So let’s get some good news up in this piece, ya heard?
Here’s something great from our old pal, Gleeman.
OK, this isn’t good news, but I love this photo because it’s very trollable.
Let’s play CAPTION THIS.
Freddie: I’m so sick of this chickenshit bullshit.
Fredi: Remember when I told a rando at the Honey Baked Ham store about team business? Good times.
Dugout Floor: Actually, this is just Terry Pendleton’s tears from the last inning.
Even though he was playing against (one of) my team(s), I can still think this is cool. San Diego Padres player Alex Dickerson hit his first home run today. A grand slam, even! Even if the Devil himself in a Cardinals uniform did this, I’d still think it was cool. Way to show up, kid.
And speaking of kids…