Short, sweet, and sassy, just like… Jose Altuve.
I have the kids this week so these have to be compact.
Cubs 7-Pirates 2. Lots of gamesmenship in this one. Salty, chippy match-up. Yuummmy, salty chips. Both benches warned. Rizzo and his grandpa both had big hits, so adorbs.
Rangers 2-Blue Jays 1. Another post season rematch. Nomar Mazara hit the go-ahead HR in the 8th.
Mets 4-Braves 1. Bartolo Colon with his 220th win.
Giants 9-Reds 6. Finnegan pitched well, bullpen messed it up for him as Giants come from behind. Cueto’s homecoming.
Brewers 8 – Angels 5. Braun went 3 for 3, Trout 4 for 5.
Twins 6-Astros 2. Keuchel’s first loss in Houston since 2014.
Cardinals 10-Phillies 3. Phillies 6 game win streak over. Waino dominant.
Nationals 2-Royals 0. Gio did not Gio. Who is a good Gio? Who is? You are!
Mariners 4 – A’s 3. Cano and Nelson Cruz, 3 for 4.
Padres 2-Rockies 1. Trevor Story didn’t hit a homer. Nolan Arenado didn’t either? My universe is destroyed.
Fill it in everybody. These are them bare bones.
Get on the mike, just get on the mike, get on the mike, Mike!