I am so not used to this ridiculous time zone and I haven’t slept, catching up on baseball news and movies and television, so let’s not waste time. I have a game to attend. Full review, I will write from the airport. I will have time to kill later.
Rays 4 – Blue Jays 3. My boys with the walk-off. Archer did not have his best stuff, but if was good enuff. Happ pitched well enough to win, but no run support from the usually prolific blue birds. After this win, I felt like dancing, and I did. I wonder if Josh Donaldson would marry me. Just wondering.
“She’s juicy and she’s trouble.. What you doin’ on your back? Ahhh…” Oh, I do evil things to my broom when I am cleaning and this song comes on. Oh, get your mind out the gutter. We’re just dancing.
White Sox 8 – Orioles 7. Controversy in this one. @scoutsaysweitersisabust handles it well. Machado was in clear violation of the rules. Jose Bautista was called out for an identical move against the Rays earlier this year when he grabbed Logan Forsythe’s sexy ginger leg. Make up your goddamned minds, MLB. Should he stay or should he go?This is Le Bullshit.
Tigers 4 – Twins 1. Zimmerman. Get that boy to stay.
She also performs a delightful, spine tingling acoustic version of this song (seriously, I urge you to click this link if you don’t know who she is), but there is a method to my madness this morning. Old Gator LOVES disco!
Nationals 6 – Cardinals 1. Werth hits a 3 run shot, the Nats attempt sweep today, I will be at the game.
A’s 2 – Astros nada. Feel the Billy Burn. His 2 run single was all the run support needed.
Burn, baby, burn… BURN that mother down… burn baby burn…
Mets 6 – Giants 5. I don’t even remember the last time the Mets lost. Oh, it was more than 8 days ago? That’s why. I have seriously short term memory issues. I can’t remember that long ago. I’m like Tom Hanks from that SNL skit. Conforto brought it for the Mets. The Mets are on an 8 game win streak.
Pirates 5 – Reds 1. The Pirates are clicking again. They have a 6 game win streak. We’re going streaking!
C’mon, Snoop a loop!
Phillies 4 – Indians 3. Don’t look now, but the Phillies are 4 games over .500.They dance so good in Philly. It was one of the epicenters of the disco movement. Gorgeous Bourjos!
That is how the game ended. The Phillies have have won 5 straight. Everyone is streaking!
Marlins 7 – Brewers 5. Dee Gordon who? The Marlins move above .500 for the first time. Stanton gives me Night Fever.
Here I am, praying for this moment to last, living on the music so fine, borne on the wind, making it mine….
I bet the Strange Attractor loves this song.
Boston 8 – Yankees 0. There hasn’t been this lopsided of a Red Sox victory over the Bombers from the Bronx in forever. The less said about this game, the better. Moving on.
Rangers 7 – Angels 2. Odor! Odor! Odor!
Rockies 5 – Diamondbacks 2. No homers for Trevor Story, but he still had a great night. Triple in the 9th to help his team win.
I have used this song before in my morning recaps, but I think it is more appropriate this morning, as the calendar turns to May. Trevor Story dropped a bomb on baseball with his play in the month of April.
Padres 5 – Dodgers 2. Melvin Upton Jr. continues his resurgence. You go on with your bad self.
Mariners 6 – Royals 0. Miley’s first career shut-out.
I believe most of the shit I spew, except when I don’t. I’m just Jive Talkin’, so misunderstood. 😉 Have a great day. What did I miss?