The Midnight Snack – Friday

Happy Friday! Tonight, I’m thinking of this song I used to play super loud every morning on my way to work, but I haven’t actually listened to in a long time. But for some reason, I felt like listening to it again.

Rebirthing now. 🙂

Great Moments In Bad Bobbles:  As you all know, I am a well known lover of the art of the bobblehead. And yes, friends, bobbles are an artform. There are great bobbles (The Roy Oswalt Wizard bobble is one of the best, in my humble opinion), bad bobbles (the one where John Smoltz looks like Adrian Gonzalez is legendary), and then there are bobbles that are so bad that they are fabulous. We have one of the so bad it’s great bobbleheads making its debut tonight.

Fam, this is an abomination.

First of all, the only thing accurate on this is the ATV. At least it looks kind of like the camo machine that Chipper took to save our friend Freddie. But everything else? Dude. First of all, let’s break down the thing that is supposed to be Chipper’s face. He looks like a pinched Keebler elf with a goatee. The worst of it, though, is poor Freddie’s mug. This is not Freddie Freeman on the back of this ATV. This is Matt Dillon in “There’s Something About Mary”. This is godawful.

On the flip side, we have the magnificent Noah Syndergaarden Gnome, which the Mets are giving away tomorrow.

Excellent. I’m jealous of anyone who gets one of these beauties.

Cool Story, Bro:  Rookie goes yard. And goes yard. And goes yard about eight more times. That’s right, the Rockies’ sensation has hit his tenth homer of the year. This can’t possibly last, but we said that after his first week, too, and we all look like fools.

I don’t mind looking like an idiot when it comes to a sweet Story like this.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

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5 thoughts on “The Midnight Snack – Friday

  1. It looks like Freddie is returning the favor to Chipper by giving him 8 inches of joy in the caboose. The look on the Chipper’s face makes this apparent.

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  2. Larry always looks like a pinched elf with a goatee, except when he’s angry and looks like a mad potato. Dear Dog, someones mated with that.

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