I don’t really have too much to say this evening, mostly because I’m so tired that I can’t really think.
Let The Church Say Amen: As we found out this evening, the odious Curt Schilling has finally, finally been let go from ESPN. My reaction:
This is excellent news. His views have been disgusting for, I don’t know, forever? Now that ESPN has an opening in the “will literally talk about Greg Maddux at the drop of a hat” department, might I offer my services? I have a much more pleasant voice and I’m cuter. Come on, ESPN. Think about it. You already have Jessica Mendoza for Sunday nights. Give me a chance!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!: You guys know me, I love me a good bobblehead and I love a good garden gnome. But everyone does bobbles and gnomes these days. How does your average baseball team do something super cool that’ll get you talking? Well, if you’re the Dodgers, you do this.
Why, yes, that IS a Justin Turner Chia Figurine complete with Chia Beard! We need one of these for Chris Archer and his fabulous hair, and Sean Doolittle and his less than fabulous beard. But yeah, let’s do more Chia Pet Players.