Please please please stop this.
MLB is quadrupling down on horrifying uniforms. Your team isn’t safe (except yahmule).
You are not to own or possess any of these items and must willingly consent to a search by fan-interference anytime, day or night, with or without a warrant.
This isn’t honoring the troops, it’s honoring duck dynasty.
Memorial day is for the dead, not the living. If you really want to honor the fallen, black with yellow ribbons is better.
Also, more service people died NOT wearing camouflage.
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But, of course the red Wahoo face is still on the Indians jersey
sleeve. Burn it all down!
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good lord, and it’s bright red!
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If they mean to remember the Union soldiers killed in the Indian wars, the unis should be blue. That’s pre-camo genocide.
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As a veteran, I pretty much would like that the fucking asshole chicken-hawks with no skin in the game who vote for endless war would take time off from campaigning to show up for a vote to actually fund the fucking hospitals that you send all the survivors who because of bullet proof vests, are triple amputees. I’m gonna be blunt, a small percentage of these guys are suicidal and with the Gop cutting funding for recovery and doubling down on war, I implore each and every one of you to make sure you vote in EVERY election, not just the POTUS!
Certain parts of Maine is very progressive, but they just voted for Obama and said fuck it, good enough! Meanwhile, if not for Snyder of Detroit, I would have arguably the worst fucking governor in the U.S.!
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Shit, my point was, in the early eighties and early nineties, we had the birth of mass shootings, and a good portion of those were Vietnam vet’s. Now we have the best trained fighters in the history of the world with the most reason to be angry. I am terrified to think what they may concoct.
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Nice article. Sadly, it’s all about the money. People keep buying this shit. Also, don’t forge to use a featured image when you post!
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check, yeah, first one. will do better next time. thanks for the fix
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No worries at all. Happens all the time.
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I hate hate HATE these!!!
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Wait ’til they start putting ads on the unis, a la NASCAR, and soccer (erm, Euroball, whatev).
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And, NBA, which is still planning on that next year, from what I’ve read.
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I’m all for pissing on Papelbon’s face. Can we make that happen?
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I’ll be writing something about this later in the week.
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You can add your favorite team’s logo!
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You can also add your favorite team’s logo to this one; of course in this case, it would be the Texas Rangers’ logo, wunnit?
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Covered
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This one might be a bit too retro for some, but you can put your team logo on it, too.
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The banjos I can live with, but the drums and brass give me headaches. Apart from that I like taking in a game there.
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banjo man is a odd duck. he makes his “living” selling those propeller beanies. he also goes to giants games, but hasn’t been inside since candlestick.
I love my crappy ballpark. the food is terrible and there are no choices. bathrooms are ill designed. Women always have a line and men, even with the troughs, also have to wait. the action isn’t close, but good seats are available and reasonably priced.
haven’t been there since september. NO plans until May 2. (I am going to ATT next sunday as part of the kids league event. against the marlins. )
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I love my crappy ballpark too. Great cheap seats, few people, fewer assholes. There is rarely a line for the restroom. Sweet ushers. A kid will always get an autograph before the game.
Welcome aboard, @clydeserra. I was wondering when you were going to join us.
I cannot sleep. I don’t have to work tomorrow. Watching Bull Durham.
One more dying quail a week and you’re in Yankee Stadium.
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I don’t like sleeping.
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Yeah
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Clyd’s had the ability to post since pretty much day 1. Nice to see he’s finally using it. 🙂
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That hat above is OBVIOUSLY a Marlins one.
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I don’t understand why you’d wear a camo cap with home whites. Camo is ‘Merica’s away colors.
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And the Pods’ recurrent theme.
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If I was a fan of some of these teams I’d want hide in the background aswell.
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should have written more, look at the link, You have new unis for mothers and fathers days, memorial day, 4th of july. NOthing about canada day, nor labor day.
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I don’t know what I hate more – the pink stuff that floats around for any sort of women’s issue, the red white and blue stars/stripes “patriotic” stuff, or the camo? All of it is horrible, all of it are things I wouldn’t be caught dead in.
The only good camo is hunting camo. But that’s because I grew up in the sticks, I don’t know any better. But when the Braves come out in Realtree unis with blaze orange accents, that’s the only alternate “theme” uniform I’d ever get behind.
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I have a bedazzled blue Rays hoodie that I wear every day at work. Work is cold. Team colors, but with a feminine twist. They should have a beddazzled night.
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I’m not getting a barry zito tie. (he designed 1 or 2 ties that were fathers day give aways)
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That tie is awesome!
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oh shit, they have really fallen in price. I will get one now
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If you have to wear a noose to work, that’s a pretty cool one. They seem reasonably priced. I remember the sticker shock buying one for my ex. $7o, $80 for what? A small antiquated piece of fabric? Okaayy, moving along.
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yes, I wear them everyday. Bow ties on friday. I really don’t mind. it’s a uniform.
ll my ties are thrift store tie. (not all the bow ties, but they are cheaper)
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Bow ties are cool. I understand, but I think I’d go nuts with a regular tie if I had to wear one. With my luck, I would get it stuck in a paper shredder or elevator door and hang myself.
Not everyone gets to wear pajamas to work (scrubs), or stirrups and a jersey. 🙂
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shredder is not a problem. you are thinking about it when you shred.
keeping it out of the toilet when you pull up your pants, on the other hand…
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Nope, I’m total stoner, it would get shredded. And yeah, dipping it in the toilet would be gross. No ties for me!
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I have no problems with rhinestones. The girliest baseball thing I own is a Braves shirt with some bedazzled bits on it. Got it from the Alyssa Milano Touch collection. Feminine, but still in team colors and with no flowers or double entendres. I also like a little bit of glitter, but it’s gotta be team colors. Always team colors, and for God’s sake stop with the flowers. But plaid is good, I’m OK with plaid.
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Rhinestone cowgirl, baby. They are, of course, in team colors. Always. Blue and white rhinestones, subtle TB on the left side, over my heart. It’s a very me hoodie. Feminine and tomboy. The right arm has a Tampa Bay appliqué. The back has the big Rays symbol. I want to be buried in it, and I’m not kidding. Although, I want to be cremated. Never mind. Don’t burn my hoodie.
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Funny, I can glance at the hats above and tell which one is the Jays’… even without seeing the jersey. Our camo is different than y’all’s, but I still wouldn’t wear it on a baseball uniform, after wearing it to work day in and day out for years. The funny part is, Memorial Day isn’t celebrated in Canada… we honour our war dead on Remembrance Day (your Veterans’ Day). For us here in Canuckistan, that particular weekend in May is used to celebrate the birthday of a long-dead British queen who was NOT amused most of the time… although it is really celebrated as the unofficial start of summer, and another excuse to take a day off from work and drink beer and grill burgers.
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Do you think Americans take the day off of work and go to the cemetery? Ha!
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