A few days ago, comedian John Oliver ripped apart the Yankees for their being “the biggest elitist assholes in all of sports.” If you haven’t watched it yet, I implore you to do so immediately. If not for the super hot picture of the Philly Phanatic celebrating his recent victory in the first annual F.I Derek Jeter Memorial March Mascot Madness.
If you have never seen John Oliver’s show, he is usually both incredibly funny while still being on point. The show follows a “The Daily Show” format, except it focuses on a singular topic. While the show is an HBO exclusive, every episode is released in full on YouTube a day or so later, so the rest of the world can enjoy. Oliver recently made internet headlines for his hilarious commentary on Donald Drumph.
In the latest episode, Oliver announced that he had purchased premium tickets to the first three home games for the New York Yankees and would be selling them to fans for the bargain price of .25 cents. But there is one catch. You had to submit a picture of what you would wear to the game, and that costume had to be deemed unacceptable for the premium section.
“The New York Yankees will continue to find ways to look like the biggest elitist assholes in all of sports,” said Oliver in his opening salvo. “The Yankees make sure nobody gets into their premium seating who doesn’t belong there. But, for the first three games of this season at least, there will be riffraff in those seats.”
After last night’s rain out, today is the official opener at Yankee Stadium, and while it has not been verified, I think it’s safe to say we have our first winners.
I will attempt to update this post as the story unfolds.
ScoutsUpdate: Game two photos are in!
After two fans dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sat right behind home plate in the Bronx on Opening Day, visible from the center-field camera on every pitch, four fans — two dressed like Katy Perry’s sharks from her Super Bowl performance and two in turquoise unicorn costumes — sat in the second row Wednesday night, though they were just off camera toward the third-base side. All four were winners of the contest put forth by HBO’s “Last Week Tonight” hosted by comedian John Oliver.
ScoutsUpdate: Day three has arrived! Today it was Dinosaurs! Rwarrr!
The Yankees finally acknowledged the prank.
If you ask me, John Oliver won this round. Good work.