The worst announcer in all major sports has started the season off with his glorious and endless set of hawkisms right where he left them…which I believe was next to an old, half-dissolved U.S. Cellular field urinal cake with a earth-tone rainbow medley of pubes on it. Yesterday when Carlos Rodon gave up his only home run to the A’s offense, Hawk was so certain that it was not a HR that he casually remarks “can ‘o’ corn” as it sails over the fence. I can only assume Hawk was not sitting in his catbird seat for this one. Can he retire now? Check it out below.