And by “brah” I mean all y’all boys and gals of course! Check out this entertaining read about the Trout family and how Mike is just now officially moving out of his South Dirty Jerz family home. This man is hard not to love. A pure talent that only wants to enjoy himself but never forgets where he came from…kinda rare these days. I can’t imagine he will ever have himself painted as a half man-half beast and hang the thing in his pad as some sort of trophy to himself. Not that anyone would do that. Keeping defying the odds, Mike!
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I thought you meant my bra should click the link, which is really difficult.
I do love that boy, which is why I own him. All that Jersey goodness is mine.
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I prefer brah to breh. It’s a whole different accent, boo.
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I am seriously confused.
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Everybody should have parents like Mike Trout.
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So are you saying you want Mike’s parents to be your parents or that you want two Mike Trouts as your two dads? Either way I agree… just wondering.
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The world would be a better place. Those are some genuinely nice people. Trout’s mom was the one who made this happen: http://m.mlb.com/news/article/131198054/millville-boy-set-to-undergo-surgery-meet-mike-trout
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I knew the second I hit send on that badly punctuated sentence that someone would give me shit.
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You see all these intense, stumpy-legged baseball dads who can’t figure out why their kid (and the shitty genes he inherited) isn’t the Mike Trout of his league. Meanwhile, the real Mike Trout’s parents never pressured any of their kids to play sports.
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And THAT was my favorite part of the entire story. The fact they did is very likely why he’s so good! Being well-rounded is important, mmmkay? Not fat, just well rounded….
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Fucking Jersey boys, baby!
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Dial it back there, brah.
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Nah brah.
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