SB Nation’s MLB 2016 Season Preview has Arrived

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Opening day…Opening day! OPENING DAY!!!!!!

SB Nation has a nifty MLB 2016 season preview page up that is worth a looksee. I love reading these right before the season, especially considering today is my fantasy league’s draft. I’ll consider this part of my pre-draft research. The best part of this preview is not necessarily the content*, per se, but that it is pretty. I like pretty things.

*There sure as hell is not much pretty about this except no Swisher:

large_talkingchop_com_minimalProjected [poo] Team

Lineup: Ender [“Ender’s Game”] Inciarte, Erick Aybar, Freddie [“Freezy”] Freeman, Nick Markakis, Hector Olivera, Adonis Garcia, A.J. [“Please Retire”] Pierzynski, Jace Peterson

Rotation: Julio Teheran, Bud [“Buddy No-No”] Norris, Matt Wisler, Jhoulys [“Are you fucking kidding me?”] Chacin, Mike Foltynewicz

4 thoughts on “SB Nation’s MLB 2016 Season Preview has Arrived

  1. Man, Bravo, that is one pathetic lineup. I feel bad for Freddie Freeman, he deserves better than that.

    I’m not arguing about this, however:

    PROJECTED TEAM
    Lineup: Kevin Pillar, Josh Donaldson, Jose Bautista, Edwin Encarnacion, Troy Tulowitzki, Russell Martin, Chris Colabello, Michael Saunders, Ryan Goins

    Rotation: Marcus Stroman, Marco Estrada, R.A. Dickey, J.A. Happ, Aaron Sanchez

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