Opening day…Opening day! OPENING DAY!!!!!!
SB Nation has a nifty MLB 2016 season preview page up that is worth a looksee. I love reading these right before the season, especially considering today is my fantasy league’s draft. I’ll consider this part of my pre-draft research. The best part of this preview is not necessarily the content*, per se, but that it is pretty. I like pretty things.
*There sure as hell is not much pretty about this except no Swisher:
Projected [poo] Team
Lineup: Ender [“Ender’s Game”] Inciarte, Erick Aybar, Freddie [“Freezy”] Freeman, Nick Markakis, Hector Olivera, Adonis Garcia, A.J. [“Please Retire”] Pierzynski, Jace Peterson
Rotation: Julio Teheran, Bud [“Buddy No-No”] Norris, Matt Wisler, Jhoulys [“Are you fucking kidding me?”] Chacin, Mike Foltynewicz
I don’t drink, but my god, looking at that roster makes me want to.
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Man, Bravo, that is one pathetic lineup. I feel bad for Freddie Freeman, he deserves better than that.
I’m not arguing about this, however:
PROJECTED TEAM
Lineup: Kevin Pillar, Josh Donaldson, Jose Bautista, Edwin Encarnacion, Troy Tulowitzki, Russell Martin, Chris Colabello, Michael Saunders, Ryan Goins
Rotation: Marcus Stroman, Marco Estrada, R.A. Dickey, J.A. Happ, Aaron Sanchez
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You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
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Why are you always beating around the bush? Work on being less subtle.
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