Opening day…Opening day! OPENING DAY!!!!!!
SB Nation has a nifty MLB 2016 season preview page up that is worth a looksee. I love reading these right before the season, especially considering today is my fantasy league’s draft. I’ll consider this part of my pre-draft research. The best part of this preview is not necessarily the content*, per se, but that it is pretty. I like pretty things.
*There sure as hell is not much pretty about this except no Swisher:
Projected [poo] Team
Lineup: Ender [“Ender’s Game”] Inciarte, Erick Aybar, Freddie [“Freezy”] Freeman, Nick Markakis, Hector Olivera, Adonis Garcia, A.J. [“Please Retire”] Pierzynski, Jace Peterson
Rotation: Julio Teheran, Bud [“Buddy No-No”] Norris, Matt Wisler, Jhoulys [“Are you fucking kidding me?”] Chacin, Mike Foltynewicz