I love you guys. Thank you.
And Now, Armageddon: So, this creepy ass thing happened today.
You think that’s an intense weather system. It’s not. It’s the rolling funk caused by the Braves’ pitching staff and outfield all going out onto the field at the same time. God himself wept.
Cubs Are Cute: Our friend @indaburg brought us the incredible story of the Cubs meeting some cubs. Have you ever seen that rainbow sparkling vomit gif, with the heart emoji eyes? That was me after seeing these photos. Anthony Rizzo loved his new furry friends, but I guess the feeling wasn’t mutual.
Oh, Rizz. That’s a little bit worse than some piddle. 😦
Ugh.: I don’t even live there yet, and I’m disgusted.
Brought to you by Walgreens. Listen, when I move to the Baltimore/DC area, I am never in a million years becoming a Nationals fan. I will, however, go to Braves games at Nationals Park and going HAM.
Dem Moves Doe: Finally – let Francisco Cervelli take you into the weekend.
Happy weekend, fam. 🙂