There is an interesting new development in the Adam LaRoche drama.
Prestigious and trusted sports blog Sportspickle.com is reporting that Drake LaRoche has been asked by his principal to stop bringing his father, newly retired MLB first baseman Adam LaRoche, to 8th grade everyday because it’s really fucking weird and it is creeping everyone out.
A quote from a student:
“I don’t even like baseball. He needs to leave. Who is he?”
You can read the full report here. This has just gone too far, people. Too damn far. We can’t have a bunch of weird gross unkempt bearded guys running around a middle school. What’s next?
(I am not demanding you click the link, but I would very strongly urge you to please do so, as the ever polite El Bravo would say, since this is all their idea, not mine. Please give them the credit and page view. Gracias. Merci. Grazie. Salamat.)