Three years ago today, Justin Verlander murdered at least one million of Jordany Valdepsin’s future children with a 94 mph fastball.* It was a terrible day for mankind, specially the “man” part. To this day, the whereabouts of Valdespin’s crown jewels remain unknown. If you have any leads on their location, please contact the authorites immediately.
Here’s some choice commentary from the Hardball Talk post about this momentous event:
“No one better laugh at this. If you do laugh you are a cruel, cruel person. Poor kid. That looks real painful. You can never use that image again, Craig. Jeez.” – Cur68
Sorry Cur, no one said I can’t use the pic again! And about laughing at this man’s pain…
“OMG, I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. Yeah, fastball to the dick — always hilarious.” – Historiophiliac
“ಠ_ರೃ” – El Bravo
“So i guess you can say that pitch was right down the pipe.” – Jerze2387
“Right in the Valdespeen!” – Al
“If that had been A-Roid, there would have been a loud bong-g-g-g-g-g-g.” – Old Gator
I assume Gator meant that ARod wears a steel chastity belt to preserve his virginal purity.