Now it’s not just the team that will make you barf: The Braves are going to be a corrosive dumpster fire this year. Just as corrosive to the fans will be this year’s food offerings at the Ted.
ESPN’s Darren Rovell (yeah, I know, sorry guys) introduces us to some new concessions at Turner Field for the 2016 baseball season. Among the offerings are a sandwich called the Tater Tot Chop – tater tots and waffle batter turned into a waffle, then covered with bacon, cheddar cheese and jalapeños and waffled again, served with Coca-Cola-infused ketchup – and this godawful monstrosity.
Y’all, I’m sorry, but that’s disgusting. I’m not really a big fan of hot dogs in the first place, but a good hot dog can be had. Hell, I had a good hot dog sitting around waiting for the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony to start (to be fair, I was starving). But this? It’s like a concession stand had a temper tantrum and just dumped every last thing on your dog and said, “Go to town.”
No. Just… Ew. Nope.
Five For You, Darwin Barney!: So, this happened.
The Blue Jays played the Phillies today and Darwin Barney drove in all of Toronto’s runs. All of them. Would have been six had a Blue Jay not gotten tagged out at home.
Good on ya, Darwin! I always liked him in Chicago and I wish him the best of luck in Canada.