Cespedes Shows Up To Work On A Horse

If case you’ve missed it, Yoenis Cespedes has been showing up to work in a different expensive car every day.  Well, apparently he ran out of cars.  I’m not going to lie, I kinda love this move.  He just signed a massive contract, and he’s doing what any rational adult would do.  Having as much fun as possible.  Good for him.  I always kind of liked Cespedes, outside persistent rumors of him being a bad clubhouse guy, and was kinda hoping he would sign a deal with my team on the cheap, but this is cementing it.  I’m a fan.  Gallery of photos and video below.  Oh yea, and let’s not also forget his recent purchase of a 270-lb grand champion hog at the county fair.

11 thoughts on “Cespedes Shows Up To Work On A Horse

  1. LMAO that’s awesome. I hope he was saying this as he rode in:

    “I have a little horse named Paul Revere
    Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer
    Riding across the land kicking up sand
    Sheriff’s posse on my tail ’cause I’m in demand…”

    What does he do tomorrow? Hot air balloon? Parachute?

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    1. Probably closer to:

      Alla en el rancho grande, alla donde vivia
      Habia una rancherita, que allegre me decia

      [sorry, that’s all I remember and I’m too lazy to write it in word so I can add the diacritical marks]

      Way back when in Paraguay, I had a casette by an Argentinian group called Los Rancheros, who did a cover of it. Oh, wonderful internet!

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  2. The cowboy in the grey/blue t-shirt at the end of the clip was Syndergaard. Apparently, it was his idea for this.

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  3. Oh but, if Ortiz pulled this shit you would say he needs to retire and go away!

    Nah, just kidding, this is awesome! Really, he NEEDS to be dragged ashore on a surfboard whilst holding on to the dorsal fins of two dolphins while wearing a fur coat and quoting nihilist slam poets for me to wish he was on my team. Even then he has to be wearing spanks and have a tattoo of a frightened dodo bird on his left shoulder to ( if it’s on the left, it means he votes republican and is actively involved in seeing me tortured at Guantanamo….cheeky monkey…) make me not be afraid.

    Either that or he repeats last year.

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