That is the question. Let’s do what we do best: argue over matters of utmost importance.
What looks better?
Exhibit A: Daniel Norris
Exhibit B: Dallas Keuchel
Exhibit C: Sean Doolittle
Exhibit D: Derek Norris, pissed vs. really pissed
Exhibit E: Jake Arrieta
Exhibit F: Danny Espinosa
Exhibit G: Craig Kimbrel
Exhibit F: Bryce Harper (@professormaddog31, you know you love him)
Exhibit G: Brian Schlitter
Exhibit H: Kevin Quackenbush:
Exhibit F: Brian Wilson. I know he didn’t pitch in 2015. I forgot what is underneath that thing.
“If you notice, the people with the big giant beards usually aren’t the best looking fellas,” Wright said, laughing in an article last year for USA Today. “If you’ve got a beard you’re obviously trying to hide something. That’s my take on it.”
I disagree with Wright. These men are not unattractive.
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