Whew! I’m finally home. My flight to Drunken Cheeselandian City last night was cancelled, leaving me to leave my vacation paradise this morning. And guess who is the dumb-dumb who just drove straight to work instead of going home? This girl.
Y’all, I am hella tired, as the kids would say. But Snacks don’t write themselves, now do they? Let’s get this show on the road.
Best In Show, Best In O’s: Manny Machado is a doggie! No, for real, at Westminster Dog Show this weekend, a Mexican hairless dog (a strong, powerful, strikingly handsome animal) named Manny Machado won best in breed. Let’s hope that the Puppy Manny doesn’t have a photo of his Puppy Wife tattooed on him anywhere.
Hometown Boy: It’s always nice when the hometown boy continues to rep his team.
For those of you who don’t know, JJ Watt, arguably one of the NFL’s finest, is a born and bred resident of Cheeselandia, former Badger, and unabashed repper of a Brewers cap in public. It’s really cool when such a famous guy has love for a team that isn’t really a “cool” team, you know? Good on ya, JJ.